February 2011
that awkward moment when cleaning your room is...
faithandlovewillkeepusstrong:
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
behindherbeauty:
why did the first monkey fall out of the tree??
BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD…
WHY DID THE SECOND MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE??
BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE FIRST MONKEY
WHY DID THE THRID MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?>
peer pressure
my mom just told me that on wed. if the roads are...
January 2011
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
as you download google chrome on Internet explorer
me and doyle decided that if your boob's are ever...
and me and doyle have infinite luck, just saying
Helena's too much of a bamf for awards! She...
claudiaandthepurpledinosaur:
She turns up like Bitches, idgaf I’m here for the free shit. You likey my shoes?
this is true but i just wanna say this gif gives me a fucking seizure .j.s.
thec00lestgirl:
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
this legit made me lol
^^
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when your a guy hanging out with girls, and they all go to the bathroom together
^^ im a chick and me and my friends do that to our guys friends allllllll the time
MY AUNT JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE MAY TAKE ME TO...
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
trashiness:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
my lifee
new favorite Bible quote
holymotherofhnng:
When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand
letmebeleo asked: i can't reblog anything of yours :(